1. You are the prettiest girl in the world.

  2. Sinatra.
  3. You should always keep jumper cables in your car ... just in case.
  4. Right-tighty, lefty-loosey.
  5. That guy reall wasn't good enough for you.
  6. You do not need a pony.
  7. The cardinal rule of grilling: Pressing down on the burger will only dry it out.
  8. Yes, honey, all your male "friends" do secretly want more.
  9. Paying $200 for a haircut is crazy.
  10. It's not worth trying to repair the toaster yourself.
  11. You have grown into an amazing woman.

Source: GlamourMagazine June 2003 (page 272)


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