Existential Humor for the Nihilist in Man
By MorganLikely
An extremely attractive brunette who dyes her hair black and a lesbian clown walk into a bar tossing a duck back and forth between one another. The attractive black haired girl with brown roots asks the bartender for a shot of Bombay Sapphire. She promptly downs the shot and pats the duck upon the head as the lesbian clown magically makes a 12" rubber dildo appear from thin air.
The attractive girl summons the bartender once again, pulling down her pants to prove to everyone that she's not blonde and asks the bartender for a shot of Cabo Wabo. Once again she promptly downs the shot and pats the duck upon the head as the lesbian tears her clown suit off, hops upon the bar and finger fucks herself until a golden egg pops out her ass.
The attractive girl waves over the bartender a third time, tearing out handfuls of hair and tossing them into the air as she orders a shot of Crown Royal. The bartender pours the shot but before handing it over to the attractive black haired girl with brown roots who now has spots of baldness on her head, he says "Now I've been tending this here bar for a very long time and I've seen some really strange things in my life and before I give this here shot over to ya, I just have to ask: What's with the fucking duck?"
The attractive girl, obviously suffering from a disassociated personality complex, slaps the shot glass from the bartender's hand, sending it sailing into a wall where it shatters into a cloud of glass and booze and screams at the top of her lungs, "It's not a fucking duck you asshole! It's a mallard!"