The Gulf War Two Drinking Game
Drink when:
- bush is called a crusader
- x2 if its by saddam
- saddam is called evil
- x2 if its by bush
- iraq troops surrender to the media
- x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object
- iraq uses weapons it claims not to have
- the united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have
- a member of the media gets shot at
- a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield(msnbc), geraldo riviera(fox), arron brown(cnn) or anyone from mtv
- saddam uses a scud he doesnt have
- x2 if its towards Israel
- the united states terrorist threat level changes
- the united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11
- france goes pro US invasion
- germany takes the side of the united states in a global war
- Dominique de Villepin reminds you of that annoying rich kid in high school
- someone implies tony blair is bush's bitch
- someone implies scott ritter is Saddam's bitch
- anybody 'warns' anybody
- the word "escalation" is used
- iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united nations
- the media compares the war to blackhawk down
- x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down
- a puppet government is installed in iraq
- x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US
- saddam uses the word 'Zionist'
- x2 if its bin laden
- you change your opinion on the war
- the media shows iraqi children in a hospital because of international sanctions
- x2 if its because of american military action
- finish your drink if saddam actually put them there, but claimed it was the united states
- iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors
- Iraqi civilians greet Americans with cheers
- x2 if its with bullets
- the saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing
- north korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing
- x2 if they don't get away with it
- al-jazeera is referred to as the "arab cnn"
- finish your drink if cnn is referred to as the "american al-jazeera"
- the conflict is compared to the vietnam war
- x2 if the word "quagmire" is used
- saddam goes missing
- finish your drink if he is confimed killed
- the pope is said to "pray for peace"
- bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear'
- finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off
- richard armitage's neck shows up
- if you can't find kuwait, bahrain, qatar, oman, or the united arab emirates on a map
- x2 if you even own a map of the region
- finish your drink if you can pronounce them all correctly
- any of the following commentators are on tv:
- x1 ken pollack, khidhir hamza, general wesley clark, col david hackworth, general bernard trainor, david kay, richard butler, thomas friedman, scott ritter, thomas andrews, anybody running for United States President
- x2 general norman schwarzkopf, general walt boomer, general buster glosson, brent scowcroft, james baker, richard perle, william kristol, james woolsey, henry kissinger
- x3 any former united states president
- an actor or actress expresses an opinion on the war
- x2 if this is the first time you've seen them in a year
- an american reminds the french of world war one and two
- x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war
- saddam torches the oil fields
- someone reports about or from "the arab street"
- colin powell looks exasperated sitting at the u.n. security council
- x2 if its because a country you didnt know exists is commenting on the war
- anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake"
- the american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience
- x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft
- x3 if they dodged the vietnam draft, are an ex-governer of a southern us state, and ever held or holds the title of 'commander-in-chief'
- tariq azziz's glasses get larger
- somebody says saddam "tortures his own people"
- you momentarly confuse george roberston with shrek
- an arab country staging american troops speaks against the war
- an arrow anti-missle missle is fired
- x2 if it intercepts something
- tom ridge laughs while discussing potential terrorists attacks
- God picks a side
- finish your drink if its not yours
- somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress
- x2 if that person owns a S.U.V.
- a protest sign attacks Bush directly
- x2 if it attacks saddam directly
- The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically' starts
- x2 if iraq tries the same thing
- Saddam is compared to Hitler
- x2 if bush is compared to Hitler
- someone compares the size of iraq to california or france
- The media refers to itself as 'embedded'
- someone says "shock and awe"
- The words "Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction" are used
- x2 if its shortned to "WMD"
- A US Official uses the word "liberate"
- Bush says "innocent civilians"
- Bush quotes scripture
- x2 saddam quotes the koran
- Somebody says "between Iraq and a hard place"
- A videophone craps out
- x2 the anchor apologizes for it
- Someone on TV says something contradictory to what is on their news ticker
- A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard
- x2 if they say "Can you hear me now?"
- x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial
- Any political or military leader refers to Australia
- Saddam shoots a gun into the air
- Saddam refers to George Bush as "little Bush" or "junior bush"
- you see soldiers in gas masks
- x2 if they were actually necessary
- an initial news report turns out to be false
- x2 if the anchor openly admits it
- this game is mentioned in the news
- x2 if the bush twins are playing it
- Bush directly addresses Iraqis
- x2 Saddam directly addresses Americans
- a saddam body double is seen
- stop drinking if you see two saddams
- someone refers to "coalition of the willing"
- x2 if is because a member is actually providing combat troops
- someone refers to 'Halliburton'
- Media cameras on the baghdad skyline focus on something that looks like an erect penis
- someone reminds us that osama bin laden is still alive
- x2 if he reminds us himself
- The media refuses to report something because of operational security
- x2 if its immediately followed by a commentator telling what will happen next
- the media reports that something "is not the start of the war"
- x2 if it involves any act of war
- the military learns of something for the first time from the media
- someone uses the term "cradle of civilization"
- ari fleischer lies
- x2 if it is directly to helen thomas
- anybody says something about exercising a right to protest
- x2 if its added that it what the troops are fighting for
- on the baghdad traffic cam, a car runs a red light
- x2 if it stops
- x3 if its during a bombing
- any coalition representative mentions securing oil fields
- x2 if immediatly followed by "for the benefit of the iraqi people"
- Afghanistan is mentioned
- any anchor refers to their own coverage
- x2 if it is about what they won't show
- you are at any time shocked and awed
- x2 if it has nothing to do with a bombing campaign
- mohammed aldouri's combover gets sparser
- someone uses the words 'mother of all...'
- x2 if it is the leader of a country
Jamie McIntyre (cnn) stifles a cough
- Walter Rodgers (cnn) says "U.S. 3rd Infantry Division, 3rd Squadron, 7th Cavalry" in any report
- Bush says "its not about religion"
- x2 if he mentions God in the same speech
Source: http://www.gulfwardrinkinggame.com/
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