"I keep my Windows partition around so I can mount it like the bitch that it is." -- TCaptain on K5.

"We all tell little lies, and we all think that maybe they're harmless, and we all find out that they're not harmless after all, and some of us fail to lie ever again and some of us get addicted to the stuff because it leads to interesting situations. Lying, unfortunately, is NOT good or evil - but it is indicative. Are you the kind of person who takes shortcuts, or the kind of person who learns how to savor the work involved in telling the truth?" --srinii @ unamerican.com

It’s only after you’ve lost everything, that you’re free to do anything. -- Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"

Get into the water and THEN dump the bag of ice in. This allows your body to slowly get used to the cold water. It sure beats screaming like a little girl when you suddenly sit your butt on 35 degree water... -- GootzTX, runnersworld.com

"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -- WilliamGibson

"With English spelling, like Perl, there is often more than one way to do it. But with French, as I understand it, if you misspell something (or, god forbid, mispronounce it) they throw cheese at you then surrender preemptively." -- Ponty @ Slashdot

"Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." -- OscarWilde

"If you think you know what the HELL is going on, YOU'RE PROBABLY FULL OF SHIT." -- RobertAntonWilson